(ps, note how well the crazy person/Sir Hellsing mash-ups work I wonder why that is)
From this:
we get this:
A two-fer!

Wherein we begin to learn what a nut Sir Hellsing is:
The idea of Walter having to talk Sir Hellsing down from her crazy schemes amuses me:
Yes, Richard I WIN AT COMEDY:
Commies? Nazis? Geddit?
Sir Hellsing's mad reign of terror, 101:
Pretty much, yeah:

So yeah.
PROTIP: These are pretty much the canonical plot of Hellsing.
ps Teggy's a crazy woman