FEAR

FEAR MASTER WINS MASTER ALWAYS WINS I SURRENDER FEAR

HERE ARE [s]DISTRACTIONS[/s] WAR GUILT REPARATION PAYMENTS

...I COME HOME FROM TEXAS AND WHAT DO I FIND?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, YOU SLIMY SMEG-FACED SON OF A SOW.


EXHIBIT FUCKING A: WINONA RYDER HAVING MAD SEX WITH A PUPPET. SHE LOVES THAT FUCKING PUPPET.

FUCKING EXHIBIT B: A FUCKING POSTER FOR MY FUCKING IMMORTAL. IT FEATURES WINONA RYDER AS RAVEN AND LIV TYLER AS ENOBY. ENOBY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY.


Oh yeah, it's that miserable gigolog Cait's birthday. You'll notice I said GIGOLO and not WHORE because I am REVOKING his woman card. Happy birthday, assface. I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.

Interesting!

So it turns out Crispin Freeman is the English voice actor for Togusa in Ghost in the Shell: SAC.

Nifty, huh?

Oh wait. I haven't explained who Crispin Freeman is.

Well, y'see, he is an Alu.

Thus:


ack, wait, that's not right. Hmm....

hmmm...

hmmmmmm... letssee...

AH! of ceu-rse.



Sorry about that mix-up. Sorta inexplicable how it could happen, huh? Weird.

So anyway, guess what else this guy's record says is also an Alu?



This! *nods* Yupyup!


So um... yeah. Been nice knowing everybody. Messa gonna die now, y'see. If you'll excuse me, I'll be listening to Emilie Autumn and looking at Winona Ryder pictures, 'kay-tnks-bye'.

Oh, one final note... wellll....

...Ah what the hell. Gonna die anyway.

This iss SCOTTISH!


farewell cruel worldddddddddddddddddd....oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhWR
andalsoMissAutumnisaveryscaryperson.