Thursday, November 5, 2009

...I COME HOME FROM TEXAS AND WHAT DO I FIND?
TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAME, YOU SLIMY SMEG-FACED SON OF A SOW.


EXHIBIT FUCKING A: WINONA RYDER HAVING MAD SEX WITH A PUPPET. SHE LOVES THAT FUCKING PUPPET.

FUCKING EXHIBIT B: A FUCKING POSTER FOR MY FUCKING IMMORTAL. IT FEATURES WINONA RYDER AS RAVEN AND LIV TYLER AS ENOBY. ENOBY DARK'NESS DEMENTIA RAVEN WAY.


Oh yeah, it's that miserable gigolog Cait's birthday. You'll notice I said GIGOLO and not WHORE because I am REVOKING his woman card. Happy birthday, assface. I KNOW WHERE YOU SLEEP.

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